Stuff Fantasies are made up of

Ok, let’s not delve in what fantasies are made up of as they may seem a bit inappropriate or rather offensive to the ‘responsible’ (read censor-board) population (which I seriously doubt whether it exists). Curse me later for the conflicting combination of title and content. :P

These are the fantasies if MY MIND, things that I have looked upto with passion, desire, want, all in a great taste and none of greed, one those are talked about in this blog i.e. None belong to the class of perverse, degradation, and shame to the fantasizer and the object (if it would had been a shame, do you think I would write about it?). The following is a compilation of objects, metaphorical and physical those have been logged in my dream’s log book and I kinda still have them returning to my cortex however unwantingly. As they say, controlling one’s semi-conscious mind is the most difficult part of one’s life, mine is impossible, leave alone difficult so I religiously practice the verse ‘If You Can’t Beat Em’, Record Em’.” Ok, I know, it’s not that way (its “If You Can’t Beat Em’, Join Em’”) so what? You wanna try me (judicially i.e.) for that? Ok, no more fights in my blog! I have neatly put down a list of ‘objects’ I think are the ultimate in their respective arena and if deemed attainable, will still not pursue cause, they are inappropriate to my current state of life which I has deeply grown upon me.

1. Elisha Cuthbert: Need I say more? This chick is a goddess! I subconsciously worship this chick. Even though I have seen her only in the ‘Girl Next Door’, she is definitely the stuff fantasies are made up of. I would rather not write about her more cause I am certainly not a pervert (yeah right!) :P

2. Unknown kid!: I dunno why, cause I deeply and firmly believe that I am not at all the right dude to kids for anything! I rather hate those Junior Statans! But, amazingly, I do see this kid which is very attached to me in my dreams. This may look like me being a pussy but, hey, it’s a honest blog!

3. The Refugees: Well, it’s not actually refugees but, since I have been through a college that was cut-off from modern civilization for all the 4 years, this group has grown up on me. This group I psychologically have is just amazing! We all are 6 guys, 2 chicks whom I hate from the bottom of my heart, one of the remaining 3 guys is a spoilt jackass, the other is just one of those sport comic dudes you see in Ocean’s Eleven type movies and the last one is a grandpa in a teenager’s body. The chicks are obnoxious bitches to say the least. One is this 007 James Bond sidekick who won’t help me in whatever situation I find myself in and the other is a diplomatic sucker. No matter how deep the problem is, she will have a logical explanation which will refrain us from breaking havoc on the enemy party. Hey, this is a guy’s fantasy, there is gonna be unbelievable stunts, fights, gore n stuff. My choice, I have a soft corner for this diplomatic chick, not cause she is hot, but, the way she handles things n all but as always, it’s her diplomacy that comes in the way that just bangs my brains off this planet… No matter what, I will never find myself without them.

4. Cristiano Ronaldo!! : This dude!!!! I wanna be him when I play soccer! If there is one thing I would like to have from my catalogue of fantasies, I would want to be that guy whenever there is a ball under ma feet. Only when I play football. The time I leave the ground, I wanna be just me.

5. A beggar: I have been reading all the religious texts of my ethnicity, rather have been forced down my head by grandpa and the concept of not having anything, no worries, no demands, no cravings, just watch the world as if you have switched on the TV, and it just stays on! Nothing for you, you for nothing as if you are on an eternal weed high! I dunno what that means but, I definitely want to be one.

6. I definitely don’t want to be a rich guy. I don’t have anything against them but, I definitely don’t want to be one of them.

7. As for rest of the stuff, I am living a fantasy! I get what I dream of or to say, I dream what I get.. Just hope this dream never ends!!!