Some of those ridiculous messages you get when you join a good for nothing group.
I will walk with u when u want 2, but just promise that u will hide your wings because I dont want da whole world 2 know that my friend is an angel.
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai Is dil ko sabr karna sikhate hai Hum to gum Dekar bhi bhul jate hai Aur ek woh hai jo Gum Lekar bhi hume dul se yaad karte hai.
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to deposite love,sympathy,trust, help and joy as interest u will get companion 4 lifetime.
Bemausam Barsaat Aaj Mujhse Kuch Keh Gayi, In Baaho Me Aaj Phir Uski Kami Reh Gayi, Ek Pal Ke Liye Use Gale Lagaya Mene, Aur Phir Uski Yaad Aansu Bankar Beh Gayi.
Waqt Hona Chahiye Kisiko Yaad Karne Ke Liye, Bahana To Apne Aap Mil Jaata Hai. Jab Yaad Hi Na Karna Ho Kisiko, To Waqt Hi Bahana Ban Jaata Hai..
Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat h, Varna tu us din pachtayegi, jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga, Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi.
8 Qualities of a perfect husband- Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive. Read the 1st Alphabets only!
Sardar MUJRA Dekhne Gya, Sari RAT Mujra Dekha. Mujre Wali Ne Kaha-SAAB Humne Ap ko KHUSH kiya Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo. Sardar utha aur NACHNE Laga..!
Aaj1sweter aur pehan lo, Aaj1rajai aur odh lo, Aaj1muffler aur lapet lo, Aaj1heater aur chala lo, kya pata kal THAND ho na ho! Happy COOL & BREZY Day. Enjoy:)
Missionary style is one of the intimate positions, but again this position works for both partners with good communication.
Hasti ko muhabbat me fana kon kare ga,ye farz mere ada kon kare ga,Haton ki lakiron ko zara dekh na,Ye dekh mere sath wafa kon karega
Girl-Maa aj mera dusri bar r a p e hua hai. Maa-maine kaha tha na aage se dhyaan rakhna. Girl- Maa maine aage se to dhyaan Rakha per haramkhor ne piche se ghuser dia
Live: Manu 0-2 CITY...63 min.. Dunne n Richards defending well.. Ronaldo unable to find space to run thru defend..
Kabhi zindgi me kisi ke liye mat rona Q ki wo tumhare aansuo ke lyak nahi hai.Or jo hia wo tumhe rone nahi dega.
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho... - - - - - thoda aur aage... - - - - - - nahi dikhi - - - - HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dihkti.
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai Is dil ko sabr karna sikhate hai Hum to gum lekar bhi yaad karte hai Aur ek wo hai... Gum dekar bhi bhool jate hai:)
Woman on top: Gives great stimulation if woman bends forward, gets into grinding motion so her clitoris rubs against the man's pubic bone.
Why Did English Teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa Asked Her: Y Is Bra Is Singular When It Cover 2 & Panties When It Cover Only One?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi. Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga...????
Golden appourtunity for invest in real estate at nagpur. beacuase came to MIHAN project next destinatioan nagpur & international metro city. growth within 6 month & 1 year. now hurry up: plz. contact indrakumar: **********
Live: Manu 0-2 CITY...70 min.. CITY making counter attacks.. Manu replcd Nani with Park Ji Sung.. Dunne defnd shot frm Tevez..
Zakhm itne gehre h Izhaar kya kare Humkhud nishana bangaye waar kyakare Mar gaye hummagar khuli rahi aankhen Abisse zyadaunk *some text missing*
Sath chuutne se rishte nahi chhuta karte, Waqt k ruthne se lamhe nahi rutha karte. Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gaya, tutati neend hai sapne nahi tuta karte. GN
Jab bhi tum puharoge,hum daude chale ayenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale ayenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale ayenge.
Man goes 2 hospital 4 periodic checkup, doc told dat he has cancer in p e n i s. He goes & peats his wife & shouts I told you to stop smoking.
Q. Why did God give men penises? A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. Whats the difference between a paycheck and your di ck? A. You dont have to beg a woman to blow your check.
humaare to daaman me kaanto ke siva kuch nahi aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hai. jahan me kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hai.
khushi milito hasna sake, gum milato rona sake, yahi dastur he stock market ka, jise becha use le na sake, or jise liya use bech na sake.
wife-suniye kya aap kitchnse garam msala lekr aayenge hsbnd-mgar yhan to nhi he wife-mujepta tha tumhe nhi milaga isiliye m pahle se le aai
Dilke bajarme sabse garib hu Khwaboki duniya me 1 mai hi badansib hu Unke pas mereliye waqt nhi Or log samajte he mai unke sabse karib hu
Live: Manu 1-2 CITY...91 min.. GGGOOAALLL Carrick hit one past.. PROVES WHAT HAPPEN WHEN BIG PLAYER DONT PERFORM
Intezaar rehta har shaam tera yaadain satati hain le-le kar naam tera Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale Ki aaj aayega koi paigam tERA
Kabhi Kehte the dost hamare, Ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni Girl Friend jo jaan kehte hai, Aur maango to inkaar karte hain.
Dil se bolu ek baat sacchi, Humtum ek daal ke do panchi. Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kacchi, Teri photo se to meri negative achhi.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, Pyaar to chiz hai bas ehsaas ki, Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, Durse ki khabar hai hume apki har saans ki.
Mangu bas tuje woh ibadat dede Tere khazane se thoda pyardede Ya sath de muje umra bhar ka Ya tere dar pe marne ki izazat dede
Dilko dil lagi se bachaya na gaya kismat se apna daman chudaya na gaya sana hai log Khuda ko bhool gaye Hum se to ik shakhs bhulaya na gaya
buy ROLTA cmp t 287 291 sl 280 folow strict sl
Gum me jeene me Maza ata hai, Garibo k ghar b Khuda ata hai, 1 hum hai jo Barish ki tarah Msg karte hai, 1 aapka msg Sarkari Nal k paani ki tarah aata ha
Value Picks:Praj Ind @180..NIIT@116..Peninsula land @95 are looking very attractive one can invest without any hesitate 2 earn good rtn
SOMETIMES opportunity knocks at the door, other times the knock on the door spoils an opportunity.
Buy ABAN for a target of Rs.5800 in one year span.
MKT ARE FALLING WITHOUT VOLUME SO DONT PANIC AT LOWER LEVELS AS THESE ARE LAST DAYS OF CONSOLIDATION AND MKT WILL MOVE UP.ONE THING TO REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE EXPECT MANDIs MKT ALWAYS REACT OPPOSITE WAY.
luv me but, leave me not, kiss me but, miss me not, hit me but, hate me not, remember me but forget me ot. missing you too much dont you miss me?
An Engg. Student to Sweeper: Mere paas degree hai, Knowledge hai, Izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai? Sweeper: Mere pas naukri hai.
Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
C od D 4: 8 - "Ragtime Warfare" The game feels like an old silent movie. 10 - "Cluster Bombs" 1 frag grenade thrown equals 5 in explosion.
Calumny (N) - False accusatin of a crime or offense, intended to injure another's reputation.
Tocsin (N) - A warning. Usage- The first atomic bomb fell and its radioactive cloud became a tocsin for mankind.
I have not modified these messages (SMSs) in any way.. not even spaces and case (upper or lower) characters.
I have just copied them and pasted them for your viewing..
If you enjoy them, thank-me-not cause I cannot come up with even one of these in any friggin life!
Many of them are utterly ridiculous while a few (ahem!) are educational. Some are live updates, some are really informative...
All these are recieved by my poor mob in a single day.. I have pasted them cause I had nothing to do on a holiday and wanted to give you guys a dose of my sucking life...
I will walk with u when u want 2, but just promise that u will hide your wings because I dont want da whole world 2 know that my friend is an angel.
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai Is dil ko sabr karna sikhate hai Hum to gum Dekar bhi bhul jate hai Aur ek woh hai jo Gum Lekar bhi hume dul se yaad karte hai.
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to deposite love,sympathy,trust, help and joy as interest u will get companion 4 lifetime.
Bemausam Barsaat Aaj Mujhse Kuch Keh Gayi, In Baaho Me Aaj Phir Uski Kami Reh Gayi, Ek Pal Ke Liye Use Gale Lagaya Mene, Aur Phir Uski Yaad Aansu Bankar Beh Gayi.
Waqt Hona Chahiye Kisiko Yaad Karne Ke Liye, Bahana To Apne Aap Mil Jaata Hai. Jab Yaad Hi Na Karna Ho Kisiko, To Waqt Hi Bahana Ban Jaata Hai..
Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat h, Varna tu us din pachtayegi, jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga, Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi.
8 Qualities of a perfect husband- Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive. Read the 1st Alphabets only!
Sardar MUJRA Dekhne Gya, Sari RAT Mujra Dekha. Mujre Wali Ne Kaha-SAAB Humne Ap ko KHUSH kiya Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo. Sardar utha aur NACHNE Laga..!
Aaj1sweter aur pehan lo, Aaj1rajai aur odh lo, Aaj1muffler aur lapet lo, Aaj1heater aur chala lo, kya pata kal THAND ho na ho! Happy COOL & BREZY Day. Enjoy:)
Missionary style is one of the intimate positions, but again this position works for both partners with good communication.
Hasti ko muhabbat me fana kon kare ga,ye farz mere ada kon kare ga,Haton ki lakiron ko zara dekh na,Ye dekh mere sath wafa kon karega
Girl-Maa aj mera dusri bar r a p e hua hai. Maa-maine kaha tha na aage se dhyaan rakhna. Girl- Maa maine aage se to dhyaan Rakha per haramkhor ne piche se ghuser dia
Live: Manu 0-2 CITY...63 min.. Dunne n Richards defending well.. Ronaldo unable to find space to run thru defend..
Kabhi zindgi me kisi ke liye mat rona Q ki wo tumhare aansuo ke lyak nahi hai.Or jo hia wo tumhe rone nahi dega.
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho... - - - - - thoda aur aage... - - - - - - nahi dikhi - - - - HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dihkti.
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai Is dil ko sabr karna sikhate hai Hum to gum lekar bhi yaad karte hai Aur ek wo hai... Gum dekar bhi bhool jate hai:)
Woman on top: Gives great stimulation if woman bends forward, gets into grinding motion so her clitoris rubs against the man's pubic bone.
Why Did English Teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa Asked Her: Y Is Bra Is Singular When It Cover 2 & Panties When It Cover Only One?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi. Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga...????
Golden appourtunity for invest in real estate at nagpur. beacuase came to MIHAN project next destinatioan nagpur & international metro city. growth within 6 month & 1 year. now hurry up: plz. contact indrakumar: **********
Live: Manu 0-2 CITY...70 min.. CITY making counter attacks.. Manu replcd Nani with Park Ji Sung.. Dunne defnd shot frm Tevez..
Zakhm itne gehre h Izhaar kya kare Humkhud nishana bangaye waar kyakare Mar gaye hummagar khuli rahi aankhen Abisse zyadaunk *some text missing*
Sath chuutne se rishte nahi chhuta karte, Waqt k ruthne se lamhe nahi rutha karte. Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gaya, tutati neend hai sapne nahi tuta karte. GN
Jab bhi tum puharoge,hum daude chale ayenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale ayenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale ayenge.
Man goes 2 hospital 4 periodic checkup, doc told dat he has cancer in p e n i s. He goes & peats his wife & shouts I told you to stop smoking.
Q. Why did God give men penises? A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. Whats the difference between a paycheck and your di ck? A. You dont have to beg a woman to blow your check.
humaare to daaman me kaanto ke siva kuch nahi aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hai. jahan me kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hai.
khushi milito hasna sake, gum milato rona sake, yahi dastur he stock market ka, jise becha use le na sake, or jise liya use bech na sake.
wife-suniye kya aap kitchnse garam msala lekr aayenge hsbnd-mgar yhan to nhi he wife-mujepta tha tumhe nhi milaga isiliye m pahle se le aai
Dilke bajarme sabse garib hu Khwaboki duniya me 1 mai hi badansib hu Unke pas mereliye waqt nhi Or log samajte he mai unke sabse karib hu
Live: Manu 1-2 CITY...91 min.. GGGOOAALLL Carrick hit one past.. PROVES WHAT HAPPEN WHEN BIG PLAYER DONT PERFORM
Intezaar rehta har shaam tera yaadain satati hain le-le kar naam tera Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale Ki aaj aayega koi paigam tERA
Kabhi Kehte the dost hamare, Ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni Girl Friend jo jaan kehte hai, Aur maango to inkaar karte hain.
Dil se bolu ek baat sacchi, Humtum ek daal ke do panchi. Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kacchi, Teri photo se to meri negative achhi.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, Pyaar to chiz hai bas ehsaas ki, Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, Durse ki khabar hai hume apki har saans ki.
Mangu bas tuje woh ibadat dede Tere khazane se thoda pyardede Ya sath de muje umra bhar ka Ya tere dar pe marne ki izazat dede
Dilko dil lagi se bachaya na gaya kismat se apna daman chudaya na gaya sana hai log Khuda ko bhool gaye Hum se to ik shakhs bhulaya na gaya
buy ROLTA cmp t 287 291 sl 280 folow strict sl
Gum me jeene me Maza ata hai, Garibo k ghar b Khuda ata hai, 1 hum hai jo Barish ki tarah Msg karte hai, 1 aapka msg Sarkari Nal k paani ki tarah aata ha
Value Picks:Praj Ind @180..NIIT@116..Peninsula land @95 are looking very attractive one can invest without any hesitate 2 earn good rtn
SOMETIMES opportunity knocks at the door, other times the knock on the door spoils an opportunity.
Buy ABAN for a target of Rs.5800 in one year span.
MKT ARE FALLING WITHOUT VOLUME SO DONT PANIC AT LOWER LEVELS AS THESE ARE LAST DAYS OF CONSOLIDATION AND MKT WILL MOVE UP.ONE THING TO REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE EXPECT MANDIs MKT ALWAYS REACT OPPOSITE WAY.
luv me but, leave me not, kiss me but, miss me not, hit me but, hate me not, remember me but forget me ot. missing you too much dont you miss me?
An Engg. Student to Sweeper: Mere paas degree hai, Knowledge hai, Izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai? Sweeper: Mere pas naukri hai.
Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
C od D 4: 8 - "Ragtime Warfare" The game feels like an old silent movie. 10 - "Cluster Bombs" 1 frag grenade thrown equals 5 in explosion.
Calumny (N) - False accusatin of a crime or offense, intended to injure another's reputation.
Tocsin (N) - A warning. Usage- The first atomic bomb fell and its radioactive cloud became a tocsin for mankind.
I have not modified these messages (SMSs) in any way.. not even spaces and case (upper or lower) characters.
I have just copied them and pasted them for your viewing..
If you enjoy them, thank-me-not cause I cannot come up with even one of these in any friggin life!
Many of them are utterly ridiculous while a few (ahem!) are educational. Some are live updates, some are really informative...
All these are recieved by my poor mob in a single day.. I have pasted them cause I had nothing to do on a holiday and wanted to give you guys a dose of my sucking life...
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