No Honking Day!!

An absolutely ridiculous take on this (ahem!!) sensitive subject:
Normal junta cooks up a lot of attempts towards serious issues which look really funny to laymen who donot understand as to why they are created in the first place. It may be due to their limited cranial capacities or a P1 processor still running which they need to upgrade.. I am one of such nonsense mongers.
One such day was the Batti Bujhao Day (or something like that) the best part is that they were sane enough to tell junta to switch off lights for just an hour unlike out ‘Intellectual’ politicians who would advice to shut off lights for an year or so.. which is not feasible… I need to watch porn on my rig which requires electricity so, I would had withdrawn myself from such an agitation instantaneously. Well, the agitation worked and Tata Power acknowledged a 35% drop in electricity load during the stated hour. Success nevertheless…

Now comes a ‘No Honking Day’ 07 April.. I suppose its their first ‘No Honking Day’. Wonder how many such days are actually present.. There’s Teachers day, Engineer’s day, Children’s day, Health Day, Pets day, Animal day, Kings day, Aids day.. I cannot even recollect all that I have even heard of.. and no, these are not searched on the net and pasted here.. see, I have left out Father’s day… All of these seem so fucking ridiculous. Tomorrow if we all are dying of cholera or some other water borne epidemic, we will have a ‘No Peeing Day’ or a ‘No Shitting Day’ or something like that.. I wonder why have they not come out with a ‘No Wanking Day’? or a ‘No Sex Day’ that would be something interesting.. Its funny what people try to get attention.. well, it gets attention but not quite the way they want..
Imagine if we a ‘No Sex Day’ (I doubt its existence).. and a couple gets hyper, they will have sex on the pretex that no-one is doing it and so, they automatically become the elusive ones to get down.
This ‘No Honking Day’ if implemented, would be a disaster.. the riders would have one excuse less if caught in an accident imagine the convo:
Victim to Police: He did not honk and hence, I did not realize he was there and he ran over me.. now I am one family jewel less..
Driver: Today was supposed to be a No Honking Day and hence, being a good citizen as I always have been, could do nothing other than let him be my target
Police: So, you two are innocent huh? Well, whatever, you two need do shell out 5000 bucks each.
Victim and Driver in unison: To each other? That makes no sense..
Police: No you dumb fucks.. you need to give it to me so that I can buy a vehicle and practice this noble day.
Victim: But, what about my treatment?
Driver: It’s a No Honking Day if you have not yet understood.
Police: So, you are getting the cash or we can settle the easy way…
Victim and Driver in unison: What easy way? You gonna give us the money?
Police: No, you two come with me to the Marine Drive station.. My boss is gay.. he will treat you guys for like one night and then let you go.. this is the easy way..
Victim: One jewel less is better than losing my virginity.
Police: You will not lose your virginity.
Victim: What do you mean!!... What? No way, I am not gonna get used.
Driver: Whose idea was this ‘No Honking Day’ anyways?
Police: Don’t tell anybody, but it’s a new outcome of our new extensively intellectual ‘Public La Yeda Banva’ program.
Driver to the Victim in private, ‘Look, we will just take off.. you get yourself treated and I will get on my way, lets just pretend this never happened.’
Victim: Yeah.. lets just take off.
Driver: Look, an accident!!
Police: Where? A new bakra.. looks like I will have that new Pulsar by the evening.
Driver and victim boot in the meantime.